Bad Guys

Piggo

Piggo – Flying pig that shoots fireballs out of his ass.  He was slated to appear in his own game entitled Pig-Out, but Eeeger beat him to it, so Piggo lent himself to Krelmac and Gentoo's cloning experiment out of spite. Flies randomly in a 45˚ angle but always stays out of Eeeger’s jump range.  Your lightning cancels out his, so shoot it!

Piggo

Squigey – Quite possibly the most annoying enemy of the game, and he's the second one to appear after Piggo. How cruel of us. Anyway, at least he doesn't shoot. He merely stomps all over the place until he (and however many other he's) lands on you. 

Piggo

Crunch – Yeah, not the most inventive name for a videogame villain. He doesn't care. He can't talk, and if you asked him his name, he'd probably make some sort of guttural noise that can't be spelled out in our alphabet.  Just shoot him already.

Piggo

Abercromby – Distant cousin of the Piggo.  Slightly more aggressive. Far more ugly. At least he can talk. 
 

Piggo

Altairian Bolga Beetle – See that? We can get inventive. We could have just called him Crunch or Smash or Puke or Ugh. Oh, and it gets better - he must be shot twice.
  

Piggo

Brelnar – Similar to Squigey, but he can actually steer himself in mid-flight to increase his chances of landing on you. He's especially dangerous in groups, much like bon-bons. Or thumbtacks.

Piggo

Phleaghian – The same species of Eeeger’s friend Fldjkaaaaa. Yes, his name is Fldjkaaaa, with five a's, and smile when you say that.  All you need to know is that he's a large yellow ball with three teeth and a big-ass tongue that he sticks out upon landing, so either shoot him, avoid him, or feed him a steak. 

Piggo

Armor Crunch – Oh look! We made him darker and stuck a helmet on his head! And ya gotta shoot him twice! And he still can't talk! 
 

Piggo

Armor Squigey – Same deal. 
 
 

Piggo

Armor Piggo – The deadliest enemy of them all. He fires three shots in a fan instead of one. Don't feed him chili.  Takes two shots to kill.
 

Piggo

Krelmac - Eeeger's arch enemy. Krelmac suffers from Evil Overlord Syndrome and makes perpetual attempts to take over the Universe, all of which get foiled by Eeeger and his friends on a regular basis. This time Eeeger is alone, and this time Krelmac and his hapless assistant Gentoo are nowhere to be found - at least until we can get off our lazy asses and release an update to this game that makes Krelmac a really annoying boss character with a ridiculous spaceship 50 times Eeeger's size that fires enough bullets to crash a computer that can actually handle Crysis 2.

Piggo

Gentoo - Krelmac's moronic assistant. Actually, Krelmac could be the moronic one of the two. Gentoo could very well be the smart one and wallows in wasted potential while helping Krelmac take over the Universe. In any case, he's not in the game either. Yet.